The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
omg
| — | Frank Iero (via oldschoolmcr) |
it’s weird how ‘being a pussy’ is weak and ‘having balls’ means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
Zayn and Harry impersonating the way Niall says ‘enthusiastic’
clapping is too mainstream for louis
zayn what the hell are you doing you special snowflake
louis’ like “my body is ready”
ZAYNN WHY YOU TURN ME ON WITH YOUR RETARDEDNESS?
Zayn: “bradfordbadboi dont clap, he sways his hands”
Harry: retarded seal.
Louis: “let me just kill some ovaries.”
Liam looks like a latino girl dancing.
they be crazy
Nialler looks like such a badass
1) louis is ready for freaking anything.
2) harry has no clue what he is doing.
3) liam is dancing to some jennifer lopez song.
4) zayn is conducting an orchestra.
5) niall is the only one who actually knows what he is doing.







